Why Parents Drink
Let's talk kids today. Specifically, my kids. I have 3 girls. They're 13, 10, and 5. They are the joy of my life, the apple of my eye, the pain in my ass... I don't know about you, but school is getting all technology fancy. They have an app called Class Dojo that the teachers use that allow them to keep track of kids and assign them points. They can message the parents off that app too and the parents can message them. I knew about it when I taught, but that was closer to parents than I wanted to be. I applaud the teachers who take that risk. But I digress...back to my kids. We've established that my kids teachers can instantly message me, right? The other day I got this message from my 5 year olds Kindergarten teacher. She peed. Outside. On the playground. During recess. This is a kid that is appalled (because she's under the impression that her bladder will not last till we get home) when I suggest we pull the car over and she can pee in the bushes ...
